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You might be an ATX Transplant if (channeling my inner Jeff Foxworthy Comedy)

 



---If your monthly Car payment is more expensive than a 30 year mortgage note on a house in Midland Texas, you might be an ATX Transplant

---If your Tech Bro job requires a Software Engineering Degree, but zero personality, you might be an ATX Transplant

---If you believe getting drunk on the Weekends at the West 6th and Rainey Districts count as giving back to your local community, you might be an ATX Transplant

---If you are amazed at the sheer volume of beautiful ladies, girls and women in Austin, Texas, well get used to it, cuz we got some hotties and you might be an ATX Transplant

--If you thought being a Vegetarian was unique and are alarmed by the numerous Vegan Austin Dining Food options, you might be an ATX Transplant

--If you thought your previous cities 3 YOGA Shops were 2 too many, then welcome to the YOGA mecca world of Austin; and you might be an ATX transplant

---If you thought the chemical chlorine was a necessary requirement for jumping and swimming in a pool, let me introduce you to the Natural Barton Springs and Deep Eddy; and you might be an ATX Transplant

---If you recently purchased your Austin and Central Texas property in CASH, while signing a full appraisal waiver, you might be an ATX Transplant.

--If you expected the Live Music Capitol of Austin to be all country music, and are perplexed by the musical talent and far ranging local musicians variety....you may be an ATX Transplant..

---If you thought you could escape the crazy right wing Retrumpublicans in blueberry Austin, Texas, well... sorry because Special Unwanted Session Gov. Abbott is still up burning the midnight oil; and you might be an ATX Transplant

---If you consciously put on a full face of cosmetic make-up to exercise, jog, hit the Hike and Bike Trail, or to simply leave the house, may I remind you Dallas Texas is 4 hours north and; you might be an ATX Transplant

---If you arrived in Austin with an entrepreneurial spirit, or are seeking a fresh re-start, then wear a smile and welcome! you might be an ATX Transplant.

--If you could no longer afford nor enjoy LA California and were tired of the homeless problems in Venice Bench dampening your aura, then decided to grace BABY L.A. aka the ATX with your presence; then you might be an ATX Transplant

---If you thought Austin, Texas Real Estate Properties would be cheaper than the Larger mega cities of Dallas, Houston and San Antonio, ( I mean rationally it would make sense?) you thought wrong, and you might be an ATX Transplant

--If you don't recognize any friends or familiar faces within Austin Texas's 1 Million Plus human population, it's okay, neither do I as a local because there are tons of new fresh faces...and you might be an ATX Transplant.

--If you thought the Rich House Wives were only showcased on the BRAVO TV Network, let me introduce you to Westlake, TX where High School Football Rules and M.I.L.F.'s meander ; and you might be an ATX Transplant

-If you thought Texans were all Cattle & Hat, yet were surprised  by the ATX fashion choices and acceptability of All T-shirts and Sandals, you might be an ATX Transplant

--If you haven't seen a grown man wearing a SUIT out in public in months, its a Capitol City, but this Ain't Washington D.C. so you might be an ATX transplant

---If you are having a difficult time finding life, work, and fun balance, then welcome to the ATX citizen conundrum because Do512.com will let you know what's fun and happening tonight, and you might be an ATX transplant

--If your speaking accent is stronger, odder, stranger and thicker than us ATX easy going locals, you might be an ATX Transplant

--If you'd rather be peddling a bicycle then driving a gas guzzling car and meandering traffic, then I agree with you! Lets meet and go find a trail to bike. georgevance@gmail.com you might actually be an ATX resident and local.

--If you are planning a Real Estate Move, Sale or Lease in Austin and Central Texas, contact me and we'll research and discuss options, George Vance McGee Broker Associate Austin Silent Market georgevance@gmail.com 512.657.9281











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